Neal Tougas
     420 Bob Marley Way
     Penticton  
     V2A  3J8
     December 14, 2011
 
     Santa Clause
     North Pole
    Dear Santa Claus, I have been very good this year. I went snowboarding  ridiculous amounts of times last winter. And then I got a mullet. Man was that thing sexy. I got all the ladies with that thing.   Showcased my epic skills wake surfing. Man listening to Pink Flyod will cruising in that white beauty in the summer, what a great time. Partied hard, climbed a mountain, road a bike all the way to school from sunrise, drunk. At no time did I ever drive thought.

    For Christmas I only want a few things. Nothing big thought. Just my drivers licence back, because it was basically stolen from me. A forum snowboard so I can shred up the classy hills of Apex. The last thing I want Santa is the "Wall" by Pink Floyd, so i have some thing to chill to while I... never mind i just want the CD.

Sincerely,
 Neal Tougas